Aaj Me Chicken Paka Rahi Thi boys vs girls jokes

                  boys vs girls jokes

 

joke.1

 

Girl: Aaj Me Chicken Paka Rahi Thi,
Jab Me Ny Us Me
“HARA DHANIYA” Dala To Pata Hai Kiya Hua ?
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Boy: Pata Nahi, Tum Batao..
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Girl: Hara Dhanya Dalty Hi
Chicken Ny Uth Ker Gana Shuru Ker Diya..
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HUM PE YE KISNE
HARA RANG DAALA,

KHUSHI NY HAMARI HAMEINNNN,

MAAR DAALA

 

joke.2

 

Boy: Tum Kis Time Uthti ho?

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Girl: Apna koi Time nhi,

Jab Dil kare So jati hun

aur jab Dil kare Uth jati hun..
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Boy: You Naughty..
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Tum Bilkul Meri “Kuttya” pe Gai Ho

 

joke.3

 

MBA Student Hugs a Girl..
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GIRL: What is This ?
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BOY: Direct Marketing
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GIRL Slaps A Boy..
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BOY: What Is This
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GIRL: Customer’s FEEDBACK

 

joke.4

 

Ladkon aur Ladkiyon

K Piyar Me Kiya Difference Hai..?
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Ladkiyon ko “Yash Raj” ki

 

Movies wala Piyar Chahiye..
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And Ladkon ko..
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Imran Hashmi ki

Movies Wala Chahiye

 

joke.5

 

Boy:- Mujhe Dog Food lena hai.

SALES GIRL: Kya apke pas Kutta hai?

Boy: Haan Ghar pe hai.

SALES GIRL: Sorry,

Store policy hai k zarort

dekh kar item sale karo.

NEXT DAY

Boy: Mujhe Cat Food lena hai.

SALES GIRL: Sorry Sir Pehle Billi la ke dekhao.

3 Din baad Boy Ek Bag le k

Store aya aur bola:

Bag me hath daal ke sabot dekh lo.

SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli:

Koi Garam, Geeli aur Mulaym

chez hai. Kiya hai ?

Boy: Ye Meri “TATTi” hai,

Aur Mujhe Aaj TOILET PAPER lena hai

 

 

 

 

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