Aapka naam kaya hai boys vs girls jokes

                 boys vs girls jokes

 

joke.1

 

Boy: Aapka naam kaya hai..?

Girl: Pehen k btaoun ya dikha k..?

Boy: Kiya matlb.?

Girl: Payal naam hai Mera aur Aapka.

Boy: Le kar btaoun ya de kar

Girl: Kiya matlb…?

Boy: Pappi naam hai Mera.

Girl: To Aap Urdu me hi Bata dete.

Boy: Kiya matlb.

Girl: Yehi k Tum Kutty k Bachey ho.

Aur Bano Smart

 

joke.2

 

A True GF is Not one who says
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Me Teri kismat me nahi

Tum Mujhe Bhool jao.
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A True GF is One who says
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“Tu Apni Padhai pe dehaan de

Placement ke Baad

Ghar se Utha lena

 

joke.3

 

Log Ghalat Kehty Hen K

Larkiyan Larkon Se Ziyada Numbers Leti Hen.

QK

Mujh Se To

Aaj Tak

Kisi Larki Ny

Number Nahi Liya.

 

joke.4

 

Larky Ny Ek Larki ko Propose kiya

to Larki Gussa ho Ker Boli:

“Apni Shakl Dekhi hai Aainay Me?

 

Larka: Haan Dekhi hai Na

Tabhi to Tere Pass Aaya hun

Warna Kisi Khubsurat Larki ke Pass Nahi Chala Jata

 

joke.5

 

For Boys..
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Larkiyon Ki Izzat Kiya Kero

Wo Larkon K Liye “Biryani” Banati Hen..
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For Girls..
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Aur Larkon Ki Bhi Izzat Kiya Kero

Q K Wo Tumhen “Biryani Masala” La Ker Dete Hen

 

 

 

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