Aik kanjoos bap apney betey se Jokes For Kids

Aik kanjoos bap apney betey se Jokes For Kids

 

Aik kanjoos bap apney betey se:  Beta kia ker rahey ho…….?

 

Beta: kuch nahi papa

 

Bap: tu kuch likh rahey hugey…….?

 

Beta:  jee nahi papa me kuch nahi likh raha hon

 

Bap ghussay se: tu phir chashma utar kyun nahi detey…..

 

tumhey fazool kherchi ki adat per gai hai

 

   batao perwana kisey kahtey hain

 

Ustad shagird se: batao perwana kisey kahtey hain……?

 

Shagird: jisko kisi kam ki perwa na ho

 

Ustad:  makhi or hathi  me kia ferk hai?

 

Shagird: makhi hathi per beth sakti hey jab key hathi makhi per

nahi beth sakta

 

   Aik admi bomb se khail raha tha

Aik admi bomb se khail raha tha

 

Dosrey admi ne kaha

 

bhai kia ker rahey ho..?

 

Yah bomb phat bhi sakta hey

 

koi bat nahi, merey pas or bhi do bomb hain

 

Pahley ne be nayazi se jawab dia

 

 

 

 

 

 

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