Beta Guest Room Me 2 Bister Q Lagaye pathan hindi jokes

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Pathan: Beta Guest Room Me 2 Bister Q Lagaye..?

Beta: Baba Ghar Per 2 Mehman Aaenge.

Pathan: Kon…?

Beta: Ek Ammi Ka Bhai Aur Dusra Mera Mamu.

Pathan: Oh Khudaya Hum Bhool Gaya,

Hamara Bhi To Sala Araha Hai,

Chal Ek Bister Aur Laga Le

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Doctor To Pathan: Kal Hum Aap Ka Urine Test Karenge

Aap Is Bottle Me Urine Le Ker Ana.

Pathan: Yara Tum Khud Test Karega Ya Kisi Aur Se Kerwaye Ga..?

Doctor: Me Khud Test Kerunga.

Pathan Agle Din Urine K Sath SAMOSA Bhi Le Ker Gaya.

Doctor Herani Se: Urine To Theek Hai Magar Samosa Kis Liye.?

Pathan: Urine Test Ker K Samosa Kha Lena

Mun Ka Zaiqa Acha Ho Jaye Ga

 

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Pathan Ny Bhagtay Huwe Bus Pakri Aur Driver Se Kaha:

Ye Bus Teri Maa Ha.?

Driver: Nahi..

Pathan: “Teri Behan Hai….?

Driver: Nahi..

Pathan: To Phir Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,

Tum Hum Ko Is Per Charhny Q Nahi De Raha Tha

 

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Ek Pathan Kapray Ka Thaan Aasman Ki Taraf Phenk Raha Tha..

Bivi:
Khan Saab Ye Aap Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

Pathan:
Kal Molvi Saab Bol Rahy Thy K

Joray Aasmano Per Banty Hen,

Hum Bhi Apna EID Ka Jora Silwaye Ga Aur

Tum Apna Bhi De Do

 

joke.5

 

Sardar: What Is Love..?

Pathan: Jab GF Paade Aur

Tumko Uski Badboo Bhi

Gulab Ki Khushbu Ki Tarha Lagy

To Samajh Lena K
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Tum Ko Sachha Piyar Ho Gaya Hai

 

 

 

 

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