Duniya Bhulai Mene Tere Liye boys vs girls jokes

                 boys vs girls jokes

joke.1

 

Boy:
Duniya Bhulai Mene Tere Liye,

Jannate sajai Mene Tere Liye,

Per Tu ne kya kiya Mere Liye.?
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Girl:
Munnii Badnaam Hui

Darling Tere Liye

 

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A ROMANTIC STORY..

Ek Larka Ek Larki,

Halki Halki Barish me,

Hawa k Jhoko k sang,

Khamoshi se Chalte Ja Rahy Thy..

Achanak Larki Ny

Larky Ka Hath Thaam k Holay se Kaha:
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Niche Dekh GOBAR Hai.

 

 

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Ek Andheri Raat Ko Phone Ki Ghanti Baji:

Tring tring

Girl: Hello
Boy: Roshni hai kya?

Girl: Nahi..

Boy: To Candle jala Le..

Girl: Andhere Me Nazar Nahi Araha

Boy: To Light Jala Ker Candle Dhoond Le

 

joke.4

 

Every Girl On FB Has Atleast

3,4 Unreplied Messages From Tharki Boys Saying:

Hi, How Are You

Hello Ji, Kesi Ho

Hi, You Look Very Beautiful

Can We Be Friends…?

Plz Accept My Friend Request

And This One

Plz Send Me Friend Request

 

My Request Is Blocked

 

joke.5

 

Girl Apny Andhay Boyfriend Se:

Kash Tum Dekh sakte, Me Kitni Khubsurat hun.
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Boyfriend:

Itni Khubsurat Hoti to kya

Aankh Waly Tujhe Mere liye Chorr Jate..

Kamini . .

Andha hun, Chootiya Nahi

 

joke.6

 

Engineer ki GF: Aaj me kesi lag rahi hun…?
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Engineer: Tan c/Sin c

GF: What…?
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Engineer:

Tan c/Sinc

(Sin c/Cos c)/Sin c

1/Cos c

Sec c

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GF: WOW! Naughty Boy

 

 

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