Ek Pathan Apny Dost Ko Phone Ker Raha Tha pathan hindi jokes

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Ek Pathan Apny Dost Ko Phone Ker Raha Tha..

Operator Boli:

Aap K Matluba Number Se Jawab Mosool Nai Ho Taha.

Pathan Foren Bola:

Baji Us Ko Bata Dena Gulab Khan Ka Phone Aya Tha

 

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Pathan: Sadar Bazar Konsi Bus Jaye Gi.?

Admi: 21 Number.

Aadmi Thori Der Baad Wapas Aaya To

Pathan Wahin Khara Tha..

Admi: Bhai Sahab Aap Gaye Q Nahi.?

Pathan: 19 Busen Guzar Chuki Hen

Ab Sirf 2 Reh Gai Hen Phir 21vi Bus Me Jaunga

 

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Pathan Ny Ye Sun Ker Sona Hi Chor Diya

…. Faraz,,,,

K Jo Sota Hai Wo Khota Hai

 

joke.4

 

Pathan: Kal Raat Molvi Saab

Ki Waja Se Hum Ny Call Package

Per 4 Ghanty Apni GF Se Baat Ki..

Sardar: Wo Kyun.?

Pathan: Bas Yara

Molvi Saab Ny Kaha Tha K

Kal Raat Jaagny Ka Hai

 

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Pathan Ki Beti Hui..

Bivi Boli:

Khan Ji, Jab Ye Bari Ho Gi

To Larky Is Ko Cheden Gy..

Pathan: Bas Hum Ny Soch Liya Hai

Hum Iska Naam BAJI Rakhy Ga

 

joke.6

 

Pathan K Bhai K Sir Per Machar Betha Tha..

Pathan Ny Dandy Se Machar Mara To Us Ka Bhai Bhi Mar Gaya..

Baap: Ye Tum Ny Kiya Kiya.?

Pathan: Abba, Dushmani Me Aisa Chalta Rehta Hai

Ek Un Ka Gaya Aur Ek Hamara

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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