Examiner Aap Kuch Likh Q Nahi Rahy

                         Examiner

Examiner;

Aap Kuch Likh Q Nahi Rahy

Pappu: Kuch Aa Hi Nahi Raha.

Examiner: Koshish Kero Kuch To Aa Hi Raha Ho Ga..

Pappu: Yes Sir,
Pehly Sirf SUSU Aa Raha Tha
Ab Potti Bhi Aa Rahi Hai.

 

 

              Teacher To Pathan

 

 

Teacher:
Electric Wire Bohat Oonchi Q Lagai Jati Hai

Pathan:
Agar Wo Neechy Ho Gi To
Log Us Per Apny Kapray Sukhany Lagen Gy

 

                        Teacher Pathan

Teacher: Tell Me Newton’s 3rd Law Of Motion

Pathan: Miss 3rd Law To Yaad Nahi Aap Kahen To
4rth Law Suna Dun?

Teacher Herani Se: 4rth Law? Acha Sunao.

Pathan:
Newton’s 4rth Law Of Motion.
“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion

               Bina Padhe So Gaya

 

Kal Raat Kitab Meri Shakal Dekhti Rahi.

Neend Mujhe Apni Or Khechti Rahi..

Neend Ka Jhoka Mere Man Ko Moh Gaya.,

Aur 1 Raat Phir Ye Honehaar Student Bina Padhe So Gaya

 

 

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