Funny Hindi Jokes

       Funny Hindi Jokes

  Zindagi Jab Bhi Khushi De

Zindagi Jab Bhi Khushi De
To Samajh Lo K Tumhary
Achhay Aamaal Ka Sila Mil Raha Hai..

Aur
Zindagi jab Bhi Takleef De
To Samajh Lo K
Achhay Kaam Kerny Ka Waqt Aa Gaya Hai.

       Me Tum Se Kuch Nahi Kehta

Me Tum Se Kuch Nahi Kehta,
Faqat Itni Guzarish Hai..
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K Itni Baar Mil Jao,
K Jitna Yaad Aaty Ho.

            Aisi Kiya Cheez Hai Jo 

Aisi Kiya Cheez Hai Jo
Khridne Wala Kabhi Pehanta Nahi
Aur Pehanne Wala Kabhi Khridta Nahi..
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Baby Diapers

     Apny Baap Ki Aulad Hai To Neechay Dekh

Apny Baap Ki Aulad Hai To Neechay Dekh..
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Apni Maa Ki Aulad Hai To Ooper Dekh..

Hahhaha
Phans Gaya Naa

           After Breakup Boy Ny

After Breakup Boy Ny
Ex-Girlfriend Ko Msg Kiya..

“Dil Me Jo Jazbat Hen Wo Dabaun Kese..

Ruswa Na Ho Jaun Me Chhupaun Kese..

Tanha Chhor Gai Ho Mujhy Jab Se,,

Maa Qasam Itna Khush Hun K Bataun Kese

 

  Kiya Aap K Ghar Walon Ko Pata Hai k Aap Pagal Hen

Kiya Aap K Ghar Walon Ko
Pata Hai k Aap Pagal Hen.?

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Haan Ya Nahi Me Jawab Den.

Agar Aap Ny Jawab Na Diya To
Yaad Rakhen,
Khamoshi Ka Matlab Haan Hota Hai.

Dost Aise Banao Jo Dukh Me Aap Ka Sath Den

Dost Aise Banao Jo Dukh Me Aap Ka Sath Den..

QK

Khushi Me To
“Khusray” Bhi Nachny Aa Jaty Hen

  Agar Hum Kisi Ko Acha Nahi Lagty

Agar Hum Kisi Ko Acha Nahi Lagty To Koi Baat Nahi,,

Ab Her Kisi Ki Choice Achi Ho Ye Zaruri To Nahi

    Dosti Kerna Utna hi Aasan hai

 

Dosti Kerna Utna hi Aasan hai,
jitna SUSU Kerna,
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Lekin Dosti Nibhana
Utna hi Mushkil hai Jitna Usay Rokna

 

  Aaj Kal Kahin Bahar Ghoomny Nahi Jana Parta

Aaj Kal Kahin Bahar Ghoomny Nahi Jana Parta,,

Log Ghar Brthy Hi Dimagh Ghuma Ker Rakh Dete Hen

    GIRL Msg To Her Boyfriend

GIRL Msg To Her Boyfriend:

“PHONE MAT KARO DEAR

MOM HOTI HAI NEAR

PAPA SE LAGTA HAI FEAR

BAAT BHI HOTI NAHI CLEAR

ISLIYE SMS KARO DEAR WIHTOUT FEAR

             I Am My Own Boss

 

I Am My Own Boss
Is The Best Way To Say
That I Am Jobless.

 

                  (Ghazal)

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Ary Yaar PeN Hi Kh0 gAyA WArnA
QAsAM sE GhAzAL t0 GAzAb ki thi
ChALo NeXT TiME

         Machar Ny Aap Ko Kata

Machar Ny Aap Ko Kata
Ye Us Ka Junoon Tha..

Aap Ny Khujli Kiya,
Wo Aap Ka Sukoon Tha..

Chah Ker Bhi Aap Usay Nahi Maar Saky..

Bcoz..

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Uski Ragon Me Bhi Aap Ka Hi Khoon Tha

 

             Us Ny Pucha

Us Ny Pucha:
Aap Ki Tareef.?

Me Ny Kaha:
Jitni Kero Kam Hai

 

             Dunya Ke Sary DarD

Dunya Ke Sary DarD 1 TaraF Or
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Slow Internet Ka DarD 1 TaraF

 

                 Na Kisi Ki Aarzu

Na Kisi Ki Aarzu,
Na Kisi Se Feryad Karengey,,
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Jin Ko Hogi Hum Se Mohabbat,
Wo Khud Hi Hum Ko Yaad Karengey

 

      Aap Ishq Ki Raah Me Kiya Kamal Kerty Ho

Aap Ishq Ki Raah Me Kiya Kamal Kerty Ho.
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Likhty Ho “I Love U” Aur “Send To All Kerty Ho

 

              Boy jab fail ho jaye

 

Boy jab fail ho jaye
Mom 3 words kehti hai
AUR JA GHUMNE”
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. Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai
SHARAM NAHI AATI”
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Dost bhi 3 words hi kehte
hen but Dil jeet lete hen….
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“ABE TU BHI