hathorey se dewaron ka cement kyun kaharab ker rahey ho kids jokes

hathorey se dewaron ka cement kyun kaharab ker rahey ho kids jokes

 

Bap betey se: hathorey se dewaron ka cement kyun kaharab ker rahey ho…..?

Beta: pahley tu app ne kabhi mana nahi kia tha

Bap: pahley ham is ka karaya ada kertey they or ab ham ne yah khared lia hai.

 

Aik molvi sahab bus me safer ker rahey they

 

Aik molvi sahab bus me safer ker rahey they.

In key samney wali seat per bethi aik orat apney betey se bar bar yahi kah rahi thi.

beta jaldi se yah halwa kha lo werna me in uncle ko day dongi.

jab is orat ne chothi dafa yahi kaha to wo sahab boley

baji Jaldi fesla karain halway key chaker me

main char stop agay agya hon.

 

afsos ki bat hey key tum imtehan me fail hugaye

 

Bap: afsos ki bat hey key tum imtehan me fail hugaye

Beta:  kia kerta aba jan char sawal sood se mataliq they or hamarey

mazhab me sood haram hai

 

                     Ustad shagird se

 

Ustad shagird se: wo konsa din hey jab behan bhai ko, bap betey ko,

gherz key koi kisi ko nahi pahchaney ga……??

 

Shagird: janab shadi me khaney ka din

 

 

 

 

 

 

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