Height Of Flirting

               Height Of Flirting

Height Of Flirting.

Engineering Class Teacher:
Where Is Your Assignment?

Pappu:
Wo To Kal K Jhagray Me Phat Gai.
Wo Sala Bunty Keh Raha Tha K
Aap Is College Ki Sab Se
Mast Teacher Nahi Ho

       Jis Insan K Hath Na Hon Usay

Teacher:
Jis Insan K Hath Na Hon Usay
Hindi Me Aur English Me Kiya Kahengy?

Pappu:
Hindi Me Thaakur
Aur
English Me
Hand Free Kahengy

     Tell Me Why Bananas Are Curved

Teacher: Tell Me Why Bananas Are Curved.

Pathan: Hum Ko Nahi Pata.

Teacher: Koi Baat Nahi,
Me Kisi Aur Monkey Se Puch Leta Hun

                Agar Koi School Me Bomb

Teacher:
Agar Koi School Me Bomb
Rakh Ker Chala Jaye To
Aap Log Kiya Kero Gy.?

Pappu:
Hum Usay Staff Room Me
Rakh Ker Chhutti Karen Gy

 

                 TEACHER in Exam

TEACHER in Exam:
Bacho, Naqal Kerny Se Behtar Hai K
Fail Ho Jao..
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Pappu:

“LOL Kiya Faida Sir,
Class Repeat Kerny Per Bhi
Jab Agly Saal Naqal Hi Kerna Hai

      Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear

Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear..

So, Madam Drew A Diagram on A Blackboard and Announced
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Don’t Look at The Book’s Figure,,,
Look at My Figure.

    Leave Application By A Cute Kid

 

Leave Application By A Cute Kid..

Dear Teacher ji,
Wen I Cum,
Rain Chham Chham.
Leg My Phisla,
I Gira Dham.
Niche My Bag &
Ooper was Hum.
Is liye 2 Days,,,
I Not Cum.

                  Pehly Kiya Ata Hai

 

Teacher:
Pehly Kiya Ata Hai.
Sun Or Moon..?
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Student: Pehly Moon
Us K Baad Sun.
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Teacher: Wo Kese..?
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Student: O Chhaddo Master Ji,,
Tenu Ye e Nai Pata,
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Son Comes Only After Honeymoon

Film Mohabbaten In ENGINEERING Version

Film Mohabbaten In ENGINEERING Version..

1 Student tha Deewana sa,
1 Subject pe wo Marta tha,
Books utha kar Chasma lagakar,
Library se guzra krta tha,
Kuch Padhna tha shayad usko,
Jane Kisse darta tha,
jab bhi Milta tha Mujhse,
Yehi Pucha krta tha ,
Ye Pass Kese Hota Hai,
Ye Pass Kese Hota Hai,
Aur Me bas ye Keh pata tha,
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KITABEIN KHULI YA HO BAND
PADHNA LAST NIGHT KO HI HOTA HAI,
KESE KAHUN ME O YAARA
YE PASS AISE HI HOTA HAI

                 Don ka Intezar To

 

Don ka Intezar To
Sarey Colleges ki Ladkiyan kr rhi hen,
.
Magar Don ka Aana
Mushkil Hi Nhi
Namunkin Bhi Hai,
Kyunki DON
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Matric me Fail Ho Gaya Hai

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