Be-Izzati No 1

                         Be Izzati No 1

1 Larka Cycle pe ja raha tha.

Cycle ka Tyre Bhains k Gobar k Beech mai se guzar gaya.

Qareeb Kuch Larkiyan Khari Thin.

Unhon ne Taliyan Baja kar Kaha

“Happy Birthday To You;

Larka Ruka aur Jawab Diya

Khali Taali Bajany se Kaam nahi chalega, Aa kar Cake to Khaen

               Girlfriend to Boyfriend

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Kuch aisa kaho k Dil ki Dharkan Taiz ho jaye.

Boyfriend: Bhago Tumhara Bhai Aa Raha Hai.

   Padosi ki Ladki ko English Nahi Aati

Son: Padosi ki Ladki ko English Nahi Aati

Father: Tujhe kese pata??

Son: Main jab bhi usay kehta hon

=GIVE ME SWEET KISS=

Mujhe 2 Thappad maarti hai

   Boys and Girls pehli mulaqat main

 

Boys and Girls pehli mulaqat main apny zehen mainek dosray k bary main is tarha sochtay hain

Girl: Kitna seedha larka hai

Boy: Kya sexy bachi hai

Girl: Kitna nice Behaviour hai

Boy: Kya Udham Figure hai

Girl: Dressing zabardast ki hai

Boy: Thora aur light Dress hota to maza aajata

Girl: Agar razi ho gaya to isi se shadi karongi

Boy: Ek baar razi ho jaye to phir……..?

 

 

 

 

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