Kiya Tum Ny Geography Yaad Ker Liya Hai pathan hindi jokes

                 pathan hindi jokes

 

joke.1

 

Teacher: Kiya Tum Ny Geography Yaad Ker Liya Hai.?

Pathan: Nahi Sir

Teacher: Nalaaik Q Yaad Nahi Kiya..?

Pathan: Sir Kal Imran Khan Apni

Taqreer Me Keh Raha Tha K Hum

Bohat Jald Pakistan Ka Naqsha Badal Dengy

 

joke.2

 

Teacher: “Deryaft Aur Ejaad” Me Kiya Farq Hai.?

Pathan:

Hamara Maa Ko Hamara Baap Ny Deryaft Kiya

Aur
Hum Ko Hamara Maa Ny

Ejaad Kiya

 

joke.3

 

Sardar: Tum Aaj Kal Kiya Kaam Ker Rahy Ho?

Pathan: Hum “=Furniture Ka Kaam Ker Raha Hai.

Sardar: Kaam Kesa Chal Raha Hai…?

Pathan: Kuch Khaas Nahi,

Ghar Ka Furniture Bech Ker Kaam Chala Raha Hun

 

joke.4

 

 

Pathan ATM Se Paise Nikal Raha Tha..
Us Ny Peechay Mur Ker Dekha To Ek Sardar Hans Raha Tha..

Pathan: Q Hans Rahy Ho?

Sardar: Me Ny Tera Password Dekh Liya Hai..

Pathan: Kiya Hai.?

Sardar: ****

Pathan: Ghalat, Mera Password 3216 Hai.

 

 

joke.5

 

Pathan Apni Bivi K Sath Ja Raha Tha

Ek Larky Ny Aankh Maari..

Pathan: Tumhen Sharam Nahi Aati

Mujhy Aankh Maarty Ho?

Larka: Tumhen Nahi Tumhari Bivi Ko Maari Hai.

Pathan: Sorry Yaar, Hum Ny Tum Ko Ghalat Samjha

joke.6

 

Pathan: Doctor Saab, Chashma Laga Ker Hum

Akhbaar Parh Saky Ga.=?

Doctor: Haan Bilkul.

Pathan: Shuker Hai Khudaya,

Warna UnParh Ki Bhi Koi Zindgi Hoti Hai

 

 

 

 

 

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