Mujhy Meri Birthday Per Chain Gift Kerna pathan hindi jokes

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joke.1

 

GF: Mujhy Meri Birthday Per Chain Gift Kerna..

Pathan: Haan Hum De Ga,

Tum Batao Tum Ko

Cycle Wala Chain Chahiye Ya
.
.
.
Kutty Wala

 

joke.2

 

Pathan Passport Banwany Gaya..

Clerk: CNIC Do..

Pathan Ny Apni Bivi Ka CNIC Diya..

Clerk: Apna CNIC Do.

Pathan: Oye Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,

Kal Tum Ny Hi To Hum Ko Bola Tha K

NADRA Ka CNIC Le Ker Aao

 

joke.3

 

Padosi: Tum Ny Apny Bete Ko Q Mara?

Pathan: Q K Wo Nashay Me Tha..

Padosi: Magar Is Qadar Maarny Ki Kiya Zarurat Thi.?

Pathan: Q K Hum Bhi Nashay Me Tha

 

joke.4

 

Pathan Apni Jahil Bivi Se:

Chalo “Honey Moon” Per Chalty Hen..

Bivi: Nahi Me Kaam Ker Rahi Hun,

Mere Bhai Ko Le Jao..

Pathan Khushi Se:

O Yessss.

 

joke.5

 

Pathan:
Molvi Sahab Kiya Jannat Me Naswaar Milay Gi.??

Molvi:
Haan Magar Thookny K Liye

Jahannum Me Jana Pary Ga

 

joke.6

 

Teacher TENSES Sikha Raha Tha..

Teacher: Batao Ye Konsa Zamana Hai,
“Me Ro Raha Hun, Tum Ro Rahy Ho, Wo Ro Rahy Hen.

Pathan:
Sir Ye To N-League Ka Zamana Lag Raha Hai

 

joke.7

 

English Teacher:

Aunty Ko Aunt Kehty Hen,

Mummy Ko Mom Kehty Hen,

Daddy Ko Dad Kehty Hen..

Pathan:
Miss To Kiya Hum Aap Ko

“Mad (Pagal)” Keh Sakty Hen

 

 

 

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