Oye Yaar Tu Kiya Soch Raha Hai Pathan hindi jokes

                     Pathan hindi jokes

Joke.1

 

Sardar: Oye Yaar Tu Kiya Soch Raha Hai.?

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Pathan: Hum Aaj Kuch Toofani Karny Ka Soch Raha Hai.

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Sardar: Kya Karega.?

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Pathan: Ufone Tower Pe CHad Ke Potty

 

joke.2

 

Sardar: Tum Kese Paida huwe…?

Pathan: Hospital me aur Tum…?

Sardar: Jungle me.

Pathan: Wo kese.?

Sardar: Meri Pregnant Maa ko

2 Daaku jungle le gye aur kaha

JO KUCH HAI NIKAL Do.

Bas Phir Me Ho Gaya

 

joke.3

 

Pathan: Chalo Yara Bahar Chal Ker

Tazi Hawa Kha Kar Aayen.
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Sardar: Tu ChaL, Me Chamach Aur Plate Lekar Aata Hun

 

joke.4

 

Ek Pathan K Ghar Kala Bacha Peda Hua

Pathan Ghusse Me Bola:

Ye Kese Ho Gaya..?

Bivi Boli:

Gul Khan, Tum Bhi Garam Tha

Hum Bhi Garam Tha

Is Waja Se Bacha Jal Gaya

 

joke.5

 

Interviewer: Just imagine

You are in 8th floor

It caught fire, How will you escape..?

 

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Pathan: Its Very Simple

I will stop My Imagination

 

joke.5

 

Pathan: Yara, Teri car purani dikh rahi hai

Ise painting karwado

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Sardar: Me bhi yehi soch raha tha.

Pathan: Chal paas me ek Furnishing shop hai, wahan le chal.

Sardar: P?agal ho gaya hai kya

furnishing shop me Car painting kon karega.

Pathan: Karega na.

Sardar: Kon..?

Pathan: Carpenter

 

 

 

 

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