Pathan Apny Rakshay K Pass Khara Hua Tha pathan hindi jokes

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Pathan Apny Rakshay K Pass Khara Hua Tha..

Aadmi: SADAR Jao Gy..??

Pathan:
Hum Sadar Jaye Ga To

Hamary Rakshay K Pass Kiya Tumhara Baap Aaker Khara Hoga.?

Humko Bewakoof Samajhta Hai

 

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Sardar: Agar Raasty Me Tumhen 50 Aur 100 Ka Note
Para Hua Mily To Tum Konsa Note Uthao Gy..??

Pathan Khushi Se: 100 Ka..

Sardar: Jao Yaar, Isi Liye To
Tum Per Latifay Banty Hen,
Dono Note Uthaty Kiya Hath Me Moch Aaye gi

 

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Wife: Lagta Hai K Padosiyon K Ghar Bakra Zibah Ho Raha Hai..

Pathan: O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha, Chup Ker,

TV Per Altaf Hussain Ka Khitab Aa Raha Hai

 

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Yoga Teacher Pathan se:

Batao Subse Zyada Sukoon

Kab Milta hai.. ?

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Pathan: O Sir Ji Hum Ko To

Potty Karne K Baad

Bohat Sukoon Milta Hai.

 

joke.5

 

Pathan Radio Lekar Potty Karne Gaya..

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Dost: Aaj To Mazey Se Ki Hogi ?

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Pathan: Khaak Mazey Se Ki,

Radio Par Qoumi Tarana Bajny Laga,

Phir Khade-Khade Karni Padi

 

joke.6

 

1 Pathan Apna Sara Samaan lekar

Geo News” ke Office Pohanch gaya..

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Geo News Waly: Aap Kon Hen Aur Kiya Kaam Hai?
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Pathan: Wo Aurat kahan hai jo Kehti hai k

“Aap kahin nahi jaeyega Hamare Sath Rahiye ga
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Hum Uske Sath Rehne Aaya Hai

 

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