Pathan I Love you pathan hindi jokes

                Pathan hindi jokes

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Pathan: I Love you
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Larki: Tameez sy bat kro
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Pathan:
“Bismillah HirRahman NirRaheem
With due respect I beg to say that
I Love u
Sada-Qalla-hul-Azeem.
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Larki: Jazak Allah “I love you too
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Wah Pathan Wah

Kiya Style Hai Proposing Ka

 

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Teacher:

Dil Ko Bara Rakho

Dimagh Ko Dhanda Rakho

Aawaz Ko Meethi Rakho Aur

Phir Koi Naraz Ho To Kehna..

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Pathan:
Sir Ji, Agar Phir Bhi Koi Naraz Ho Jaye To

Us Khana Kharab Ka Bachay Ko Kiya Kiya Kehna Hai

 

joke.3

 

Sardar To Pathan:

Raat Ko Mobile Charging Me Q laga rahe ho

Blast Ho Jayega..
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Pathan: O Yara Tum Tension na lo

Hum Ny Battery Nikal Di Hai.

 

joke.4

 

Pathan Ny Pencil Horlicks Ki Bottle Me Daal Di..

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Kyun..?
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To make the Pencil Taller

Stronger & Sharper..

He is so Intelligent..

Just like u.

 

joke.5

 

Larki ATM pe Pathan Se:

Bhai Mujhe Apna Balance

Check krna hai

Aap Meri Help kr do Plz..
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Pathan Ny Usey Ek Laat Maari To

Ladki Gir Gai..
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Pathan Bola:

Behan Aapka Balance to Bohat Kharab Hai

Doctor Ko Check Kerao

 

joke.6

 

Pathan: Kal Hum 18 Log Movie Dekhny Gaye.

Bohat Maza Aya.

Sardar: Tum Itny Sary Log Q Gaye.?

Koi Pareshani To Nahi Hui.?

Pathan: Haan Yara, 18 Logon Ko

Le Jany Me Thori Pareshani To Hui

5 Aadmi To Ja Bhi Nahi Rahy Thy

Un ko Hum Zabardasti Le Ker Gaya..

Sardar: Zabardasti Q.?

Pathan: QK Cinema K Bahar Likha Tha

Below 18 Was Not Allowed

 

 

 

 

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