Pathan O Doctor Saab Ji pathan hindi jokes

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Pathan: O Doctor Saab Ji

Dil K Operation K Baad Humara Nachny Aur Gaany Ko Dil Kerta Hai

Kiya Hum Jawan Ho Gaya Hai..?

Doctor: Nahi Paglay

Tumhen Jo Dil Lagaya Gaya Hai

Wo Khusray Ka Hai

 

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Teachr:
Agar sache Dil se GOD se Dua ki jaye to wo puri hoti hai.
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Pathan: Rahne do Sir Ji

Agar aisa hota to Aaj Aap Hamara Sir nahi

Balke Susar hota

 

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Sardar ji: Oye Jab Tumhare paas

Mobile hai to phir Tum

Apny Dost Ko Letter Q Likh Rahy Ho.
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Pathan: Oye Yara, Hum ne

Usay Phone kiya tha, par usne kaha
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Plz Try Later

 

joke.4

 

Pakistani Kahawat

Aurat Ka Make Up

Aur

Pathan Ki Naswaar

Khatam ho Jaye To

Dono

Pagal Ho Jaty Hen

 

joke.5

 

Pathan Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Doctor K Pass Gai.
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Doctor Bola: Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai.
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Biwi: “O Khana Kharab

Doctor Sahab Ek Phone Kar Loon.?
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Doctor: Kyun.
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Biwi: “Unko Batana Hai Ke
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Potty Unke Tiffin Me Chali Gai Hai

 

joke.6

 

Pashto

Malang sary yam badshahi pa las ke ma rakawi
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Hase na tool jahan logay da yar da stargo karma

 

joke.7

Pathan Doctor: Mere Paas Aap K Liye Ek Achi Aur Dusri Buri

Khabar Hai,

Pehly Konsi Sunaun.??

Patient: Janab Pehly Achi Khabar Sunaen..

Pathan Doctor: Yara, Tum Sirf 24 Ghantay Zinda Reh Rakty Ho.

Patient: Kiyaa? Is Se Ziyada Buri Khabar Konsi Ho Sakti Hai.

Pathan Doctor: Ye Kal Ki Khabar Hai Jo Hum Aap Ko Batana Bhool

Gaya Tha

 

 

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