Pathan Scooty par ja raha tha pathan hindi jokes

                     pathan hindi jokes

 

joke.1

 

Pathan Scooty par ja raha tha..
Scooty ka Tyre
Bhains k Gobar k Beech me Aagaya..
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Qarib kuch Ladkiyan khadi thin..
Unho ne Taaliyan
Baja k kaha:
“Happy Birthday to U..”
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Pathan Bola:
“O Baji, Wish Kiya Hai To
Cake Bhi To Kha Lo.

 

 

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Pathan Ny Airport Call Ki:

How long is The journey from Pakistan 2 America?

Receptionist: 1 Sec sir..
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Pathan Disconnects n says:

“Log Hum Ko Bewaqoof Bolta Hai

Ye Saali To Hum Se Bhi Bari Pathan Nikli

 

joke.3

 

Ek Daku Bank Lutne Gaya,

Magar Apni Gun Ghar me hi

Bhool Gaya Phir Bhi Bank Loot Liya..

Kese..??

Bank Manager Pathan Tha,

Bola:
O Yara Koi Baat Nahi,

Hum Ko Tum Per Aitbar Hai,

Tum Gun Kal La Ker Dikha Dena

 

joke.4

 

Pathan Ko Police Pakar Ker Le Gai..
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Inspector: “Tumne Is Bechare Bikhari Ki Izzat Q Looti.??
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Pathan: “Hum ne Isko Kitni Baar Bola Ki Hum Aisa

Waisa Aadmi Nahi Hai,

Phir Bhi Ye Khana Kharab Ka Bacha

Hum Ko Baar Baar Emotional Ker k Bol Raha Tha

 

 

joke.5

 

Pathan Apny Dost Se:

Yara Tum Ko Paheli Boojhna Aata Hai.?

Dost: Haan Pucho..

Pathan:

Acha To Aisi Cheez Ka Naam Batao Jo

Laal Ho Aur Trin Trin Kerta Ho.?

Dost: Telephone

Pathan: Nahi..

Dost Kafi Sochny K Baad:

Acha Tum Batao Haar Mani.

Pathan Khushi Se:

Tamatar, Trin Trin To Confuse Kerny K Liye Bola Tha.

 

 

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