Pathan Train K Washroom Me Gaya pathan hindi jokes

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joke.1

Pathan Train K Washroom Me Gaya..

Wapas Aya To Bivi Ny Pucha:

Aap Ka Pajama Q Geela Hai.?

Pathan Bola:
Wahan Likha THa

Jism Ka Koi Bhi Hissa Bahar Na Nikalen

To Phir Mujhy Aise Hi Kerni Pari

 

joke.2

 

Pathan Ghar Aya To Dekha Pappu Lawn Ki Mitti Khod Raha Hai..

Us Ny Apni Bivi Se Pucha:

Ye Mitti Q Khod Raha Hai.

Bivi Boli:

Subha Aap Hi To Keh Ker Gaye Thy K

Is Ny Fail Ho Ker Mera Naam

Mitti Me Mila Diya Hai,

Ab Ye Aap Ka Naam Dhoond Raha Hai

 

joke.3

 

Ek Pathan TV Per Bum Rakh Ker

India Aur Pakistan Ka Match Dekh Raha Tha..

Bivi: Khan Ji Ye Bum Kis Liye Yahan Rakha.?

Pathan:

Agar Aaj Ye Saale Haary To

Puri Team Ko Bum Se Ura Dunga

 

joke.4

 

Pathan Ek Baar Park Me Beth Ker Gana Ga

Raha Tha, “Aaj Me Upar Aasma Niche
.
.
Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha.

Us Aadmi Ne Pathan Ka Gaana

Sun Kar Us Ko Bahut Maara.
.
Per Q..?
,
,
Q K Aasma Us Aadmi Ki Beti Ka Naam

Tha.

 

joke.5

 

Waiter: Khan Saab 10 Rupy Tip To Meri Insult Hai..

Pathan: Phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rupy To Do.

Pathan: Nahi Yaar, Hum Tumhara

Double Insult Nahi Kerna Chahta

 

 

 

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