Sardar Oye Yaar Tu ne pathan hindi jokes

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joke.1

Sardar: Oye Yaar Tu ne
Apni Engagement Q Tod Di.?
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Pathan: O Yara Us Ka Koi
Boyfriend Nhi Tha….
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Sardar: To Phir..?
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Pathan: To Hum Ny Socha K

Jo Larki Aaj Tak Kisi Ka Na Hua

Wo Hamara Kya Hoga

 

joke.2

 

Ek Pathan aur Ek Sardar ka Interview tha..
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PATHAN se:

Q: Taleem

Ans: B.A
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Q: Pakistan kab bna..?

Ans: Koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
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Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hy…?

Ans: Bohat aye gaye lekn ab Nawaz Sharif..
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SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne Teeno Ans Yaad kr lie..

1- B.A,
2- 1947,
3- Nawaz Sharif
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Ab SARDAR se.
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Q: Naam..?

Ans: B.A
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Q: Kab Paida huwe..?

Ans: Koshish bohot pehly jari thi per 1947
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Q: Baap ka Naam..?

Ans: Wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin Ab Nawaz Sharif hai

 

joke.3

 

Ek Pathan Sharab Pi Ker Rail Ki Patri Per Bhagny Laga..

Dost: Abay Mat Ja, Marna Hai Kiya..?

Pathan: Hatt Jao Raasty Se,
,
Aaj Hum “SUBWAY SURFER” Khely Ga

 

joke.4

 

Dost: Yaar Aaj Me Jumma Perhny Masjid Gaya To

Meri Chappal Kisi Ny Chura Li..

Pathan: O Yara Tum Bhi Hamari Tarha Kiya Kero.

Dost: Tum Kiya Kerty Ho

Pathan: Hum Nangay Paaun Masjid Jata Hai,

Magar Wapsi Me Chappal Pehan Ker Aata Hai

Ta Ke Koi Ye Na Samjhy K Hum Nangay Paaun Masjid Aaya Tha

 

 

 

 

 

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