Sardar to Pathan Pankhay ka kya kaam hai pathan hindi jokes

                Pathan Hindi Jokes

joke.1

Sardar to Pathan:

“Pankhay ka kya kaam hai

Pathan: Hawa dena.
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Sardar: Nahi Pankhay ka kaam chalna hai.

Hawa insan b deta hai.

Acha yeh btao A.C ka kya kaam hai..?

Pathan: Chalna.
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Sardar: Nahi A.c ka kaam hai Thanda krna.

Chalta to Pankha b hai.

Acha Khan ye batao Fridge ka kya kaam hai.?
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Pathan: Thanda krna.

Sardar: Nahi Fridge ka kaam

hai Barf jamana, Thanda to A.c b krta hai.
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Pathan Shadeed Ghusse se:

Acha Yara Ab Tum Batao Bhains ka kya kaam hai?
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Sardar: Doodh dena.

Pathan:  Ghalat. Bhains ka kaam hai Ghaas khana,

Doodh to Tera Biwi b deta hai

 

joke.2

Fakeer: Aap k Parosi Ne

Pet Bhar K Khana Khilaya

Hai Aap B Kuch Khilao..?

Pathan: Hum Tum Ko Wo Cheez Dega K Tum Khush Ho Jaye Ga.

Fakeer Khushi Se: Kiya ..?

 

Pathan: Ye Lo Hajmola.

joke.3

Pathan ne 1 Raah Chalti Ajnabi Ladki se kaha

“Aapne Pehchana Mujhey.?
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Ladki: Nahi Aap kon ho….?
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Pathan: Hum Wohi hai Jisko

 

Aapne Parson bhi Nahi Pehchana Tha

 

joke.4

 

Gul Bano Sent A Msg to Her Husband

Ghar kab aa rahe ho, Msg kerke Batao.

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Pathan Reply A Msg to her:

Nahi Bata sakta, Msg Free Nahi Hai

 

joke.5

 

Pathan: Express Train kitne baje Aata hai…?

T.T: 1 Baje.
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Pathan: Local.

T.T: 9 Baje.
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Pathan: Aur Maal Gaadi.

T.T: 12 Baje, Abe Tujhe Jana Kithay Hai..?

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Pathan: Patri pe Potty karne

 

 

 

 

 

 

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