Teacher Tum late kion aye ho

     Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?

Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie

Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye

Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

 Larkion ko I love you bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai

Boy 1: Larkion ko I love you bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?

Boy 2: Daata Darbar

Boy 1: Kion ??
.
Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha

 

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
“Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai”
.
Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke “mai tumhy lainy ayah on
.
Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

 

    Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
.
Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
.
Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain???

 

   Aik bar karo na Please

 

Aik bar karo na plz..

kisi ko pata nahi chalega..

plz karo naaa……..

muje acha lage ga…

aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri

kar do na plzz…

aik pyara sa SMS

 

 

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