Tujhey sub pata hai

      Tujhey sub pata hai

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai??

Father:tujhey sub pata hai

Child: nahin pata promise

Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay

CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga

Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

Friend : Acha wo kaise??

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi

Itnay saray bachay aik sath

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay

saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay??

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega

            Aao kamray mein chalain

 

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

Aao kamray mein chalain

             Tum larkay kisi larki mei

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei

sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ??

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k

larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai

                  Chalo Kisi Sunsaan

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge??

Boy:bilkul nahi.

Girl:to phir rehne do

            Aaj Tumhein Akeiley Mein

aaj tumhein akeiley mein…
le ja kar…
apney hontoon se eik…

k…

ki…

kis..

kiss…

kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka

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